December 2010
7 posts
nathurrniel asked: Its working
How I Aced BUSINESS 101.
Professor Holcomb: NEXT!
*** Awkward Silence
Professor Holcomb: Gilbert stop texting get your butt up and speak.
Me: Huh Wuh? Oh shit, okay.
*** Awkward Silence
Me: Hello Class My name is Gilberto and--
*** I receive a text message, Message tone of Ice Cube's "Check Yourself" rings.
Me: ...and I just got a text.
*** Awkward Silence; African-American students begin to wonder why the hell that's my tone
Me: So Erick gave a great speech before me, how about a round of applause.
*** Awkward Applauses; People begin to squirm at me
Me: Well my paper is on Walmart being sue--
Professor Holcomb: Gilbert did you print this shit ten minutes before class?
*** Checks Paper
Me: Holcomb, it was actually FIFTEEN minutes before class, get your facts straight ma'am.
Professor Holcomb: Gilbert, what the hell are you doing?
Me: Doing an assignment, as you stated you wished completed.
Professor Holcomb: OMG, Gilbert you have a 115% A why the hell are you here?
Me: I love you.
*** Awkward laughs
Professor Holcomb: OMG Gilbert you passed the class, get the hell out, and don't bother taking last final you got an A+
*** Pats her on her back
Me: Thanks Holcomb!
Professor Holcomb: By the way--is the only reason you came today was to show off your "cute" outfit?
Me: Yes, and thank you!
Professor Holcomb: I knew it, and by the way, I never said I THOUGHT it was cute, you are out of season and tacky.
*** NO COMEBACK~
Shavandenishadiliquawana: OOOOOH shit, boy dont you worry you dressin' cute today, love yo swagga.
***BURNING THIS OUTFIT TONIGHT; Walks out of class.
It's a Filipino thing
thesacredrelic:
miafbabyy:
reannmallari:
mynamespat:
-kellyyanne:
YEP. IT’s COKE in a plastic bag. Now, were can you find anything like this? {:Yep, only in the Philippines☺:}
This is how we Filipinos drink our soda. It’s our way of drinking sodas without the additional effort of returning the soda…
I MISS THISSSSSSSSSSS :[[ lol.
This is common in Mexico too. Just saying
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